I Applaud Kamala Harris For Bringing A Dreamer To The State Of The Union But She Should Have Told Me First So We Didn't Bring The Same One

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I Applaud Kamala Harris For Bringing A Dreamer To The State Of The Union But She Should Have Told Me First So We Didn't Bring The Same One
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