The Memphis Zoo is offering jilted lovers the unique opportunity to send their exes a “a stinkin’ surprise” with a digital card of an elephant pooping on Valentine’s Day.The zoo said people could send the stinky greetings to an “annoying neighbor, overbearing mother-in-law, your ex, or that coworker who still gives you nightmares.”“This Valentine’s, let an elephant do the talking and name a turd after a turd!”People who have “found the one” can also send an e-greeting with “an adorable video of a red panda munching on a grape to share.” Credit: Memphis Zoo via Storyful