Child Sees No Reason Why Iron Man Costume Can't Be Worn To Grandfather’s Funeral

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Arguing that he had been allowed to wear it in the past, local youth Andrew Robillard protested a parental edict barring his Iron Man costume from the upcoming funeral of his late grandfather.
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