Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture

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The Centers for Disease Contraction urges Americans to suck doorknobs, a suburban mom wows her family with her most androgynous look yet, and a Red Sox fan dedicates the garbage can he is lighting on fire to the Boston Marathon victims. It's the week of November 1, 2013.
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